Sunday, November 21, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Funny or Sad?
As I was riding the blue line today, I noticed that 3 children (all from different families) were all repeating the loudspeaker. For example; when it said "Next Stop, Airport," all 3 children would repeat it. Did any of you do this as a young child, and is this funny or sad?
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Mike Reece's Scholarship Dinner
I fucking hate one of my best friends, Mike Reece. He ditched the rest of the JPFG to have dinner with Socrates, Machiavelli, Maimonides, C.S. Lewis, Nietzsche, and Edmund "Mr. Burke" Burke.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Stories by Dr. Nassor
It's a dark day filled with mysetery and happiness. Guns. Are you afraid of the dark? I am. Wilson is the barber in the town; he is also the murder he kills anyone who gets in his way. Today has red folders in the clouds. Can you count to 1000?
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Yo, yo, yo is what all the kids say. That was once a mystical proverb written by the townsman Mr. Ruffles. Back in the day the cattle was intact. Chinese people look funny. Some people believe in CHristmas. Some people are gay. Water is wet. Bible. Guns. Ice water. Tuna Fish and encyclopedias all are a part of Saint Patrick's Day.
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"THE KINGPIN"
The world will forever be run by the Kingpin. Harsh cold meadows will devour our nice ripe society with a twinkle of octagon. The warriors of the far east can destroy several pencils after taking a long flight from just east of Argentina. As I took a drink from the cooler Poppa said "No you shall not do such a thing without my written authorization." But I said "Poppa, I am very thirsty." He told me to die. I never saw him again. Me and Mr. Jimmy went to the mall together. While we were at the mall I had somebody kill his wife and kids. He was really upset when he found out. I told him everything would be alright. Then shortly after that, I killed him. Then I stole his car. As the crusaders were closing in, the world seemd to slow down and the birds were heading south and the mice were heading north. I didnt know who to follow so I killed both of them. The pain of Wilson will last forever and we will never forget the great work he did for the community. That is why the world will forever be run by the kingpin.
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"REVENGE"
Revenge is what sparks the uproar of the earth. The radar of teh habitat can eat the wax of ten urbanized men after the time forever. Duck Duck Goose is what Poppa and I were playing. I was going to call Mr. Jimmy to play but then I remembered what happened to him. So I took his car for a drive. So many have been forgotten but I will never forget ministers changed my life when the time fell from the sky and the clock read 11:58 pm. The day was almost over and it upset me. 10 ducks in a pond is like 10 dollars in a bond. Just like ribbon and circular ice bowls with red in and out of Tyson. Sometimes I ride. Sometimes. Sometimes I dont. Have you gone to the parade? Answer me bitch before you die. She said I have not gone to the parade. Then she died at my hands. Swimming in a lake with alligators is absolutely crazy! I drive cars to get where I need to be and I wear glasses so I can see. Dinosaurs are mad big. That is why revenge is what sparks the uproar of earth.
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"THE MESSAGE"
Oklahoma is all I need because I know it will be a slow lingering death for all who come in contact. Bodies will be spread throughout Jamaica and cactus will lay on top of American flags and donkeys will finally fly at these times. Tidal waves will destroy Russia and put an end to Russians. Therefore, Russians will be dead. Trees will no longer give oxygen and we will die, we will not be able to breathe. I dont like onions. We will not breathe because our lungs are filled with stupid. Flowers can be taken from the orchard and we will go apple picking. American authors wont be the same stories wont be as good and neither will pancakes. Horses will be our form of transportation. Indians will smoke pipes and climb mountains after dark. We will sit on crates. We will drink water. All of this will be done when we use our minds. That is why Oklahoma is all I need.
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"TOO LONG"
I've waited too long for water to melt into liquid acid and burn every cell in your bodies. Tomatoes and tobacco will be spread through New Jersey. I dont know why Mr. Sneezer called the cops on me. All I did was murder his wife and I stabbed her with a knife. Officer Dickinson played at City Hall and did his damn thang after a man said my house is for sale. I cut meat myself. So does Doug, also known as Larry; he is a US Marshall. He plays on slides and I killed his children. Wilma from the Flinstones will come home to fine Fred with another woman. Hills will be topped by money machines. Movies will be extremely long so will be matches. I will box Evander Holyfield but only after I eat dinner at his sister Dinease's house. I want some ice cream. I have a feeling it will taste good. Thats why its too long.
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"A POINT OF THE FINGER"
With the point of a finger, the whole world can change. We will travel back in time with a barometer of paper plates as I kill. Mr. Jones and I went to the park. He and I were really getting along well until I told hmi that I murdered his wife. I never saw him again. I always tell speeches through the wall as the murder weapon was revealed at the end of CSI. Monkeys and pianos will be my life because the failing job is not for me. Im getting a grill in my mouth as I turn south as I roll through the backstreets I see the good OGs. Rocketblaster will be unthoughtful if you put vinegar in it. You will see all the hidden names with the blacklight. But when the oysters come alive, we will have an epic battle for the ages for control of Greenland and Iceland and a small section of the gunshop. I kill people with guns. Just ask Mr. Jones's wife. That is how the world can change with the point of a finger.
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"ANALYZING THE FACTS"
I will always be thinking about analyzing the facts. I was walking down the street with Charles when the gloom of intelligents hit us and we were like OH SHOOT Dog, did you see that? Meanwhile, the gangsters were like yo, yo, yo, where is you be from. Me and Charles whipped they ass right quick and continued our walk. We stumbled along a big rock. We found an old guy also an pinned him under it. Meanwhile Charles and I laughed as that sweet man painfully died. Then we went to a concert and the music was the loudest I ever heard in life. So Charles and I killed every person who attended that concert that day. Then it wasnt so loud. Then we started rapping. I was like yo dont mess wit me cause Im a G yo. Therefore with that rap I won due to Charles choking on a hot dog. That was the adventures between Charles and I. That is why I will always be thinking of analyzing the facts.
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Yo, yo, yo is what all the kids say. That was once a mystical proverb written by the townsman Mr. Ruffles. Back in the day the cattle was intact. Chinese people look funny. Some people believe in CHristmas. Some people are gay. Water is wet. Bible. Guns. Ice water. Tuna Fish and encyclopedias all are a part of Saint Patrick's Day.
--------------------------
"THE KINGPIN"
The world will forever be run by the Kingpin. Harsh cold meadows will devour our nice ripe society with a twinkle of octagon. The warriors of the far east can destroy several pencils after taking a long flight from just east of Argentina. As I took a drink from the cooler Poppa said "No you shall not do such a thing without my written authorization." But I said "Poppa, I am very thirsty." He told me to die. I never saw him again. Me and Mr. Jimmy went to the mall together. While we were at the mall I had somebody kill his wife and kids. He was really upset when he found out. I told him everything would be alright. Then shortly after that, I killed him. Then I stole his car. As the crusaders were closing in, the world seemd to slow down and the birds were heading south and the mice were heading north. I didnt know who to follow so I killed both of them. The pain of Wilson will last forever and we will never forget the great work he did for the community. That is why the world will forever be run by the kingpin.
--------------------------
"REVENGE"
Revenge is what sparks the uproar of the earth. The radar of teh habitat can eat the wax of ten urbanized men after the time forever. Duck Duck Goose is what Poppa and I were playing. I was going to call Mr. Jimmy to play but then I remembered what happened to him. So I took his car for a drive. So many have been forgotten but I will never forget ministers changed my life when the time fell from the sky and the clock read 11:58 pm. The day was almost over and it upset me. 10 ducks in a pond is like 10 dollars in a bond. Just like ribbon and circular ice bowls with red in and out of Tyson. Sometimes I ride. Sometimes. Sometimes I dont. Have you gone to the parade? Answer me bitch before you die. She said I have not gone to the parade. Then she died at my hands. Swimming in a lake with alligators is absolutely crazy! I drive cars to get where I need to be and I wear glasses so I can see. Dinosaurs are mad big. That is why revenge is what sparks the uproar of earth.
--------------------------
"THE MESSAGE"
Oklahoma is all I need because I know it will be a slow lingering death for all who come in contact. Bodies will be spread throughout Jamaica and cactus will lay on top of American flags and donkeys will finally fly at these times. Tidal waves will destroy Russia and put an end to Russians. Therefore, Russians will be dead. Trees will no longer give oxygen and we will die, we will not be able to breathe. I dont like onions. We will not breathe because our lungs are filled with stupid. Flowers can be taken from the orchard and we will go apple picking. American authors wont be the same stories wont be as good and neither will pancakes. Horses will be our form of transportation. Indians will smoke pipes and climb mountains after dark. We will sit on crates. We will drink water. All of this will be done when we use our minds. That is why Oklahoma is all I need.
--------------------------
"TOO LONG"
I've waited too long for water to melt into liquid acid and burn every cell in your bodies. Tomatoes and tobacco will be spread through New Jersey. I dont know why Mr. Sneezer called the cops on me. All I did was murder his wife and I stabbed her with a knife. Officer Dickinson played at City Hall and did his damn thang after a man said my house is for sale. I cut meat myself. So does Doug, also known as Larry; he is a US Marshall. He plays on slides and I killed his children. Wilma from the Flinstones will come home to fine Fred with another woman. Hills will be topped by money machines. Movies will be extremely long so will be matches. I will box Evander Holyfield but only after I eat dinner at his sister Dinease's house. I want some ice cream. I have a feeling it will taste good. Thats why its too long.
--------------------------
"A POINT OF THE FINGER"
With the point of a finger, the whole world can change. We will travel back in time with a barometer of paper plates as I kill. Mr. Jones and I went to the park. He and I were really getting along well until I told hmi that I murdered his wife. I never saw him again. I always tell speeches through the wall as the murder weapon was revealed at the end of CSI. Monkeys and pianos will be my life because the failing job is not for me. Im getting a grill in my mouth as I turn south as I roll through the backstreets I see the good OGs. Rocketblaster will be unthoughtful if you put vinegar in it. You will see all the hidden names with the blacklight. But when the oysters come alive, we will have an epic battle for the ages for control of Greenland and Iceland and a small section of the gunshop. I kill people with guns. Just ask Mr. Jones's wife. That is how the world can change with the point of a finger.
--------------------------
"ANALYZING THE FACTS"
I will always be thinking about analyzing the facts. I was walking down the street with Charles when the gloom of intelligents hit us and we were like OH SHOOT Dog, did you see that? Meanwhile, the gangsters were like yo, yo, yo, where is you be from. Me and Charles whipped they ass right quick and continued our walk. We stumbled along a big rock. We found an old guy also an pinned him under it. Meanwhile Charles and I laughed as that sweet man painfully died. Then we went to a concert and the music was the loudest I ever heard in life. So Charles and I killed every person who attended that concert that day. Then it wasnt so loud. Then we started rapping. I was like yo dont mess wit me cause Im a G yo. Therefore with that rap I won due to Charles choking on a hot dog. That was the adventures between Charles and I. That is why I will always be thinking of analyzing the facts.
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